Of course you’re trying to work off that beer belly that’s been bothering you for ages. But that takes a lot of time and effort. On your epic journey you’re hopefully going to be trying to get laid despite your unwanted physique. The question becomes will you find a woman who WANTS your beer gut? Surely she’s a nice person, but you’re trying to get rid of it in the end, not keep it around for her to snuggle. No, you’ve got to hide that stomach. Wearing the right clothes and strategically placing yourself will give you the upper hand over your gut and get her to look at you.
Wear Dark Colors
It’s not a new thing to wear black in hopes of looking slim. But there’s a reason that this is one of the more well-known fashion secrets. When you don black or dark navy blue clothing it’s going to be harder to see your large midsection. That’s because the details all sort of blend into each other. You don’t see wrinkles, bulges, or even where a black jacket ends and a black shirt begins. Just make sure that you’re wearing all of the same color. A black shirt and navy blue coat looks a little odd when paired together.
Make It Tighter
The reaction of some guys with a big stomach is to hide it under even bigger clothing. But big gut plus even bigger coat does not equal a small appearance. Instead go out and get your clothes tailored. This costs as much as you want it to. You can go all out and buy a custom made tailored suit that costs hundreds of dollars or take in your favorite shirt to have the tailor fit it for about $12. Pulling the clothing in to actually fit your body might make you feel like you’re showing off your unwanted curves but it will actually make you look more stream lined.
Tuck in Your Shirt
Get yourself a well-fitted button down from the tailor or a store and tuck it in. Again, it might seem to go against what will make you feel comfortable. But if you have a shirt that fits you well and you tuck it without being too tight or too loose you’re going to have a cleaner look overall. A cleaner look means that no one will be focusing on one thing (like your stomach).
Wear Longer Shirts
It’s becoming more common for guys to be able to play with fashion and buy some longer t-shirts. You might think that it’s going to act like a blanket and cover up your middle, but it actually just throws a crap ton of confusion at whoever is looking at you. When your shirt stops at your upper thigh instead of your crotch they won’t know what is where. Your flat tire might be poking out a bit, but they’ll be too busy trying to figure out if your ass is really close to your knee or not.